NOT TODAY! Unfiltered Desk Status Flip Sign — 12 Messages

Some workdays call for a little sarcasm. The Not Today! Desk Flip Sign puts 12 unfiltered desk statuses at your fingertips—just flip to the page that fits your mood.

12 statuses, plenty of attitude

Pick from 12 printed desk statuses when “not today” sums it up. The cover sets the tone, and the pages inside keep the same unapologetically sarcastic sense of humor.

Change the message with a flip

Turn a page over the black wire binding to choose another status. Keep your current message facing out and switch it whenever your mood changes.

Let the bold print do the talking

White lettering stands out against the colored pages, giving each short message a clear place on your desk. Face it toward the people who share your sense of humor.

Set it down and stand it up

The black tent-style base supports the pages on your desktop. Open the stand and place the sign where you want the current status to face.

A desk-sized dose of sarcasm

The sign measures 10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm). That wide, low format gives the printed message its own spot alongside your everyday desk essentials.

A gift for your favorite sarcastic coworker

Know someone who appreciates a blunt joke? This desk sign makes a playful gift for an adult coworker, friend, or work-from-home companion who enjoys unfiltered humor.

Choose your color

Choose Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black to suit the desk—and the person behind it. Each option pairs its printed pages with black wire binding and a black tent stand.

Turquoise

A bright turquoise background with bold white print.

Vivid Crimson

A crimson background with the same bold white print.

Black

A black background for a simple black-and-white look.

Product details

• 12 printed, unfiltered desk statuses

• 10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm)

• Black wire binding at the top for flipping pages

• Freestanding black tent-style base

• Color options: Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black

• Contains adult language

Frequently asked questions

What comes with the sign?
One desk flip sign in your selected color, with 12 printed statuses, black wire binding, and a black tent-style base.

How big is it?
The sign measures 10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm).

Is it suitable for every workplace?
The messages include profanity and adult humor. Choose it for an adult recipient and a setting where that language is welcome.

Find your desk's next status

Choose Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black, then select your option below to bring a little unfiltered humor to your desk.